few brilliant punchline

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Enjoy these *Punchlines !!!!!!!!!*

●I'm a nobody, 

   nobody is perfect, 

   and therefore I'm perfect.

●I've got to sit down and

    work out where I stand.

 

●If I save time, 

   when do I get it back..???

 

●Where there's a will, 

    I want to be in it.

 

●I am free .... of all

    prejudices. I hate

    everyone equally.

 

●Take my advice, 

    I don't use it anyway.

 

●Statement below is true. 

    Statement above is false.

 

●As I said before, 

    I never repeat myself.

 

●Sometimes I need what

    only you can provide:

    your absence.

 

●A conscience does not

    prevent sin. It only

    prevents you from

    enjoying it.

 

●If at first you don't

    succeed, skydiving 

    is not for you.

 

●War doesn't determine

    who's right. War

    determines who's left.

 

●Best way to prevent a

    hangover is to stay drunk.

 

●Doesn't expecting the

    unexpected make the

    unexpected become 

    the expected?

 

●I was born intelligent -

    education ruined me.

 

●A bus station is where a

    bus stops. A train station 

    is where a train stops. On my

    desk, I have a work station.

    What more can I say!

 

●If it's true that we are

    here to help others, 

    then, what exactly are 

    the others here for?

 

●Since light travels faster

    than sound, people

    appear bright until 

    you hear them speak.